100 Actual Google Searches by Kat Giordano
09/04/17
(01:01 AM) I don’t feel valid
(01:03 AM) I don’t feel special
(08:36 PM) awful menstrual cramps just this time
09/10/17
(11:55 PM) vaporwave beer
(11:56 PM) can’t tell where my lip stops
09/19/17
(07:54 PM) skateboard grind
(08:31 PM) get butter stains out of comforter
09/20/17
(04:33 PM) women’s faux leather tote
09/24/17
(01:16 AM) nice ron
(02:24 PM) friend mad at my advice
(04:14 PM) antihistamine for mosquito bite
09/25/17
(06:36 AM) can’t get back to sleep
(10:19 PM) make benadryl paste
(10:29 PM) will I trip from topically applied benadryl
(10:36 PM) skeeter syndrome
(10:43 PM) skeeter syndrome anaphylaxis
(10:45 PM) benadryl with alcohol
09/26/17
(06:55 PM) discouraged first week of job
09/28/17
(06:09 PM) things to make with potatoes
09/30/17
(05:00 PM) the king of cats
(05:01 PM) sister names for cats
(06:08 PM) hairless cat
10/02/17
(06:01 PM) dizziness caffeine
(06:51 PM) caffeine dizziness
(08:36 PM) does masturbation help with vertigo
(11:31 PM) parts of a skateboard
10/03/17
(10:21 PM) neuroma
10/05/17
(12:09 AM) post nasal drip
(12:11 AM) cold but only an itchy throat
(12:11 AM) weakness itchy throat
(12:13 AM) sore throat feeling weak and tired
10/06/17
(09:43 AM) dayquil and coffee
(10:55 AM) the past is a grotesque animal
10/08/17
(08:55 PM) constant headaches
(09:15 PM) dangers of taking iron
(11:11 PM) what do people have on their desks
(11:45 PM) pms improves with age
10/09/17
(12:01 AM) depression before a migraine
(12:26 AM) headache gets worse through the day
(12:30 AM) how long does it take for ibuprofen to work
(10:18 PM) how long does it take for ibuprofen to work
(11:59 PM) easy things to make with potatoes
10/10/17
(08:14 PM) swallowed chicken bone
(10:27 PM) nelly
10/11/17
(12:30 AM) bone in chicken breast
(12:31 AM) chicken breastbone
(12:38 AM) hard pieces in chicken
(12:40 AM) scared i ate chicken bone
(12:41 AM) scared i swallowed a chicken breast bone
(01:32 AM) self conscious about how expensive my rent is
(08:23 PM) dizziness when tired
(08:35 PM) anemia symptoms
10/12/17
(01:01 PM) how to get warm
(07:42 PM) how to make breakfast potatoes
(07:48 PM) can you eat potatoes after they sprout
(08:47 PM) hemp chocolate
(09:39 PM) things clippy says
10/13/17
(11:09 PM) is it okay to not write for a while
10/17/17
(02:10 AM) suddenly feeling emotionally numb
10/18/17
(12:55 AM) caffeine makes me feel sick
10/25/17
(07:15 PM) potato sprouts toxic
(07:25 PM) residue of potato sprout poisonous
(07:26 PM) are potatoes still good if they have eyes
(07:31 PM) solanine poisoning
(07:33 PM) solanine boiling
10/30/17
(09:04 PM) laptop plugged in not charging
(10:32 PM) not interested in anything anymore
11/03/17
(12:10 AM) david foster wallace
11/06/17
(02:02 PM) potatoes sprouts poisonous
(02:02 PM) raw potatoes poison
11/07/17
(01:06 AM) raw potatoes poison
(10:13 PM) i hate living alone
(11:12 PM) vitafusion gummies iron
(11:14 PM) signs of anemia
11/08/17
(10:08 AM) throat hurts when I yawn
(07:00 PM) slowdive sugar for the pill lyrics
(11:54 PM) feeling depressed before migraine
11/09/17
(01:08 PM) anxiety getting worse for no reason
11/16/17
(12:00 AM) dexter laboratory enemy name
(12:01 AM) mandark
(12:38 PM) jim henson 70s
(01:43 PM) taxi’s here lyrics
(02:22 PM) swallowed small bone
(02:50 PM) anxiety swallowing
(08:15 PM) how to get a lower interest rate on student loans
11/17/17
(10:44 AM) kat giordano twitter webMD studio audience
(05:22 PM) when does sagittarius start
11/18/17
(07:16 AM) when does sagittarius start
(06:20 PM) when does sagittarius start
(09:09 PM) did they say fuck in the 1920s
11/20/17
(12:11 AM) watery sound fridge
(01:55 AM) sagittarius season
(11:27 AM) terence mckenna quotes
(11:43 PM) food boy bread scene
11/21/17
(02:34 AM) nervous breakdown
11/22/17
(01:05 AM) how to get verified on twitter
(02:56 AM) chew on lip in my sleep
(02:58 AM) chewing inside of cheek while sleeping
(03:02 AM) bump from biting cheek
(01:38 PM) how much is a happy lamp