"An Error of Judgment" by MiRo

Act 1

Simon booked a week off work and spent the entire time eating hard-boiled eggs and fucking his girlfriend.
 

Act 2
 

Simon booked a week off work and spent the entire time eating his girlfriend and fucking hard-boiled eggs.

 

"Men" by MiRo
 

A man with a beard

drank so much diet coke

that eventually he became aluminium.

Another man, from Oxford,

glued pubic hair to his face.

Also, a man wearing flip flops

beat a rabid fox

to death

with his iPhone.

And that’s it.